Announcing the Quiet Carriage…

“Welcome aboard this 0735 service to Leeds, calling at blah blah, tickets are only valid blah blah, buffet car situated in blah blah, trolley service blah blah, Wifi available blah blah, safety information is located in blah blah, if you’re not intending to travel blah blah, Quiet Carriage situated in Coach blah blah…”

A long, intrusive announcement.  In the Quiet Carriage.  At least there’s no extra charge for irony.

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