Category Archives: Venting

Fruitless labelling from M&S

Posted on 25th September 2011 by fin

Spotted this juice label. Surely M&S mean “with fruity bits” rather than “with juicy bits”? After all, the product is JUICE, isn’t it! Tweet

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Less of that, ASDA

Posted on 29th August 2011 by fin

ASDA has raised the bar on the classic checkout clanger. Not content with using “less” rather than “fewer”, it has imposed a strict item limit of “about 20″. Who’s counting? Tweet

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Only at Luton Airport

Posted on 27th August 2011 by fin

Here’s another example of a misplaced “only” messing up the meaning of an important-looking sign. The photo was taken in a public area of Luton Airport. As a departing passenger, I was evidently in the wrong place, because the sign … Continue reading →

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Badvert double whammy

Posted on 26th August 2011 by fin

Seems to have been a week for bad adverts (or “badverts”, as I have decided to call them). First I saw the Nature Valley advert, proclaiming “We wanted to increase deliciousness by 200%… So we put two bars in each … Continue reading →

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Domino’s Falling Down

Posted on 4th August 2011 by fin

For some time I’ve held Domino’s in high regard for the ease of their online pizza ordering. Fun and functional, I thought. Today I experienced an acute counter example from my attempt to order a pizza on the way home … Continue reading →

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Bizarre Bournemouth

Posted on 18th July 2011 by fin

I stayed in Bournemouth recently for my Stag Weekend.  We had a great time, and as an extra bonus I spied a handful of delightful little idiosyncrasies in our hotel. “Anemergency” – the missing space inverts the meaning (like aerobic … Continue reading →

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Unlimited* marketing reaches Infinity*

Posted on 30th June 2010 by fin

The shampoo bottle was the last straw. “Touchably soft hair” it promises.  Marketing claims and brand names become ever more contrary and vacuous.  Or perhaps I’m becoming more attuned to them (not to say grumpy!). Let’s look at a trio … Continue reading →

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Only at King’s Cross?

Posted on 24th June 2010 by fin

As my train pulled into King’s Cross, I spotted a serious-looking sign bearing the edict: Electric Trains Only To Access Platform 0 A couple of questions struck me: Is King’s Cross the only station with a Platform 0? Why was … Continue reading →

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I could care less

Posted on 19th June 2010 by fin

Why do some people online write “I could care less” when seemingly meaning “I really don’t care” or, in fact, “I couldn’t care less” – the opposite of their written meaning? Is this some kind of “bad means good” or … Continue reading →

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Will iPhone 4 speak English?

Posted on 16th June 2010 by fin

My iPhone 3GS doesn’t speak English as I know it.  The “Favorites”, “Airplane Mode” and “Carrier” menu items to my mind should be “Favourites”, “Flight-safe Mode” and “Network”.  Odd that my iPhone knows how to space UK telephone numbers correctly … Continue reading →

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